Delusion Appreciator Pillows

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Oh Hi!'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Barcode Dreams

"Steamed vegetables."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Amateurs."

Russia Money Laundering

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'