Oh, I don't have a wife and kids. These are mirrors.
Narcissist Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for a narcissist? Our collection adds humor to personality traits through playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—perfect for the ‘self-love’ enthusiast or the one who knows their worth.
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
Selfie Man
Poser
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
Narcissus
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
The casual selfie
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
"I'm awesome!!"
"What does it all mean?"
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
Instagramaphone
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"
'We haven't got much time left together.'
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'
"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"
Narcissist Gifts Collection
Narcissist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously embrace narcissistic traits—perfect for gift-giving or a cheeky treat for yourself.
Narcissist Pillows
Discover pillows that blend humor and personality—ideal for adding a fun, personal touch to any room.
Narcissist Prints
Browse prints that capture the wit of narcissism—perfect for decorating with personality and humor.
Narcissist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate confidence with a humorous twist—great for making a bold, playful statement.