Narcissist Mugs

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Poser

Selfie Man

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"