The casual selfie
Narcissist At Heart Mugs
Kickstart their day with a witty mug that celebrates their narcissist at heart. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate humor and self-confidence in their morning routine.
Modern Narcissism
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."
Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.
"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"
Selfie Man
Poser
"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"
Narcissus
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"What does it all mean?"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
"I'm awesome!!"
"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
Instagramaphone
"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'
"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."
"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."
I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.
"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."
"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"
"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"
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