"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
Narcissism Ninja T-Shirts
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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
That party went well.
Nervous Oral Testing
'I'd like to return this, please.'
Best Seller
Book Thief in True Crime Department
"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."
"Better than Chekhov"
Brain and heart sweep away the negative
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."
"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."
"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."
Be the grass...
"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."
'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.
'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'
"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"
Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!
"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."
"What does it all mean?"
Information War
Ninja
The casual selfie
Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
'Of course, there'll only ever be a market for seven original stories.'
"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."
'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'
Vampire Selfies
'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'
'Egomania in Transylvania.'
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