
I think Oog just invented math anxiety.
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I think Oog just invented math anxiety.
Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'
'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'
'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'
"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."
'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'
'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
Product Recall (aeroplane)
"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."
"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"
"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."
"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."
"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"
'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'
'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'
'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'
'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'
'Test Pilot.'
"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"
'Your first major investment decision?'
Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.
Idlewild.
"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."
"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"
'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'
'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'
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