Nervousness Gifts

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Idlewild.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I don't interview well."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'I rushed right over from my third try at the bar exam as soon as I heard you were here.'

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

'Test Pilot.'

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.