Sophisticated Aesthete T-Shirts

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Wine Lady

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Mr Metrosexual.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Bryan Ferry

Et in Arcadia Ego

Civilized Salmon

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Books / Coffee table books

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

La Dame aux Camelias

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Cocktails and Peacocks