Sophisticated Aesthete Mugs

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Wine Lady

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Bryan Ferry

Mr Metrosexual.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Et in Arcadia Ego

Civilized Salmon

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Books / Coffee table books

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Cocktails and Peacocks

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"