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"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

New Shoes.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Georgian head-dress

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Elton John

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Amy Winehouse

Cattlemans Saloon.

Man in a Tuxedo

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"