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"Tonight... Hemingway."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

Cat in path of tank.

Yoga Dog