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"Tonight... Hemingway."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Labradoodle"

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"She's a weiner cat."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

Toucan in bird cage.

Yoga Dog