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"I'll fire up the Franklin stove and put in a Ken Burns film. You pick out a nice port from the wine cellar."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"He spoils them."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

Toucan in bird cage.

Cat in path of tank.

"Fetch boy!"