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"We bought her to replace little Henry's spleen, but then we just sort of fell in love with her."

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cling-On Dog

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

A day at the transgenic races

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Koala

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Bears going water skiing.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"