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"We bought her to replace little Henry's spleen, but then we just sort of fell in love with her."

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I think we may be related!"

Love Conquers All

Koala

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

A day at the transgenic races

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.