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Victorian Lady

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Nikolay Rerih

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

This is your brain on cartoons