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'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Civilized Salmon

'So what have you been up to?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Fish Food

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'Say, this is interesting.'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Teaching from Home

Bottom-Feeders

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'Clown fish ... '

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Fish Escape.