Tablescape Artist T-Shirts

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

The Last Leaf

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.