No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).
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"Five settings? Who's coming over?"
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Working in the Hazard Zone!
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
You're the icing on my cupcake!
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
I Pagliacci
Sir Desmond Murgatroyd
Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.
"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."
This little pig's house was a facade.
"I just love candle-lit dinners."
Fricka arrives.
'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '
'Oh No! Reality theatre.'
"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"
Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?
'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'
"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."
TV moments we never see, 'Branded'
"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."
The Death of Pierrot
"See...polystyrene!"
"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."
'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'
"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"
'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."
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