Table Setting Aficionados T-Shirts

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Man's best friends."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

The cushions are very soft !

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

'Drawer!'

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'Anything less co-dependent?'

This end up. We called you here so we could build this bookcase that says "some assembly required."

"Well, it's about time!!!"