Table Setting Aficionados Mugs

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Man's best friends."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

The cushions are very soft !

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

'Drawer!'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Anything less co-dependent?'

"Since he retired I like to keep in handy around the house."

"Well, it's about time!!!"

The Chest of Drawers Whisperer.