Table Setting Trendsetter Mugs

"Don't blow your nose on your napkin."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Haute Chinese

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Teaching from Home

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Are you excited the republicans are going to take back the Senate? Of course. Do you have any idea how many organic, gluten-free, non-GMO sustainable, eco-friendly cups of conflict-free hot cocoa I'm going to be selling? Not to mention the free-range turkey Panini's. Liberals eat comfort foods, too.

"Should we start without him?"

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

Long table, long baby table.

Life style guru

Place Settings for the Elderly

"You think your table location is bad? - Ours is in there!"

'I can never remember. Does the cell phone go on the left or the right?'

Table Setting, 2014.