"Don't blow your nose on your napkin."
Table Setting Trendsetter Prints
Decorate their space with prints that reflect their passion for creative table arrangements—bold, witty, and perfect for inspiring new table trends.
"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
Haute Chinese
"I just love candle-lit dinners."
'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '
"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"
Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?
"Stop complaining, granite is in."
"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"
"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."
"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"
"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"
'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."
Teaching from Home
'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'
"Five settings? Who's coming over?"
"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."
No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).
"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."
"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."
Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.
Wedding Place-Setting Guide
"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."
Are you excited the republicans are going to take back the Senate? Of course. Do you have any idea how many organic, gluten-free, non-GMO sustainable, eco-friendly cups of conflict-free hot cocoa I'm going to be selling? Not to mention the free-range turkey Panini's. Liberals eat comfort foods, too.
"Should we start without him?"
"Do we really have to use these plates?"
'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'
'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'
Long table, long baby table.
Life style guru
Place Settings for the Elderly
"You think your table location is bad? - Ours is in there!"
'I can never remember. Does the cell phone go on the left or the right?'
Table Setting, 2014.
Table Setting Trendsetter Prints Collection
Table Setting Trendsetter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for table setting trendsetters—quirky, stylish, and designed to make every sip special.
Table Setting Trendsetter Pillows
Discover pillows with playful and trendy designs that add personality to any dining or relaxing space—ideal for the creative table setter.
Table Setting Trendsetter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the art of table styling—fun designs for those who love to set the scene in style.