Tablescape Artist Mugs

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

(Camel paintings)

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"He loves his leaf blower."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Adventures of God