Hellscape Artist Mugs

Painting clouds

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Hey! Get back here!"

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Houdini's Dog

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Step on it, Larry.'

On Holiday

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."