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(Cursing symbols) overachiever.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The one that got away

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fishing with God

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Puss in cement boots"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Watching Sea Life.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)