Seascape Enthusiast T-Shirts

Artist painting a big wave.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'