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'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"All right now...hold still."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Pirate

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.