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'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Shark food pyramid.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.