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"Where are you from?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Yachting.

Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Working Holiday

Pina Coladas

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Beach Barbecue

The Dubloon Stops Here

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.