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"I forgot blue."

Lighthouse Painter.

"All right now...hold still."

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Beach con-man.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Lighthouse Hammock.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Birds with Headphones

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Sandy Floss

Pelican and Origami

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'