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Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Seaworld great whites.

'They have TWO trees!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Privates Beach"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Neptune

'Slip Ahoy!'