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'They must be a Christian school...'

Bermuda Triangles

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Battleship Bingo Night.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Is really wet, here!"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Blue Whale

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

"Delivery."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"My turn."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Fisherman and sea monster

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'