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Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Baby on board.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I blame global warming!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"