Sea Spirit T-Shirts

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

Mermaid and music

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Poseidon

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Vacation Mobile

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Champagne and Oysters

Soho walking society

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

I love gymnastics

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'Which one do you want to read?'

Clouds and a Kite

'They must be a Christian school...'

Challenges of old age

When Sponges Talk

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

Just humor him - he thinks every body of water is The High Seas.

Sea Bandits.