Sea Simpsons Mugs

'They must be a Christian school...'

Bermuda Triangles

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Is really wet, here!"

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Retireee sits at desk on beach

"Delivery."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"My turn."

Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Fisherman and sea monster

'I am sitting still.'

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'