Ocean T-Shirts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"Where? Where?"

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

Octopus juggling balls.

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Portuguese Mom of War

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'Women and children first!'

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Shark-bite.

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

"They migrate here each summer."

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Nice lip piercing."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Senior citizen surfing.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'I'm not loving the blue.'

'I don't think I'll play follow the leader anymore!'

Courtesy Wave

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."