Ocean T-Shirts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"Where? Where?"

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

Octopus juggling balls.

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Portuguese Mom of War

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'Women and children first!'

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

Shark-bite.

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Nice lip piercing."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Senior citizen surfing.

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'

'I don't think I'll play follow the leader anymore!'

'I'm not loving the blue.'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Courtesy Wave

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'