Ocean Watching T-Shirts

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Vegetarian Birds

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Sperm Whale.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

'Thar she blows!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"He's a keeper!"

Watching Sea Life.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I win!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'