Boat Watching T-Shirts

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'