Boat Watching T-Shirts

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Painting clouds

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Build a Raft

"Do you mind?"

"The hyenas started it."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Are we there yet?'

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

Fishing with God

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.