Fish Watching T-Shirts

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'Wanna see something funny? Watch what happens when I cut that tube.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Horror movies

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

The Da Vinci Cod