Ocean Viewing T-Shirts

"You really should come up, there's a splendid view of the ocean!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Honey, run!"