Ocean View Admirers T-Shirts

Holiday time.

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Artifishial Intelligence

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"