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"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Yeah, it's the same guy, every year, he spies on us on our migration through here: What a creep!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The Food Chain

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'