Ocean Admiration T-Shirts

"It lets me be me."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

When laundry ruled the waves.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Artifishial Intelligence

Turtle Hat

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'