Ocean Admiration Mugs

"It lets me be me."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

When laundry ruled the waves.

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.