Ocean Admirers Mugs

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

Guy standing on the end of a pier and the pier is saying 'Go on ya wimp, jump' - Pier pressure

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"Wow! Is this one of those all-you-can- eat restaurants?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

Pregnant

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?'

A pod of Dolphins.

Life Guard finds Oil.

Jellyfish at home

Gill's gag shop

Remote Island

One of a kind.

'Say it. Don't spray it.'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

I'm starting to think plankton aren't low-carb.

The human world must be very different from ours. They just said additional nets will make a baseball stadium safer.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

When laundry ruled the waves.

Piranhaclaus

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'