Ocean Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

School Crossing

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!