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"I do okay."

School Crossing

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Prawn Shop

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.