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"I do okay."

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

School Crossing

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Prawn Shop

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Jelly Fish

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'