Ocean Humor Fan T-Shirts

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Whale Pattern Balding

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'