Oceanic Humor Lover T-Shirts

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Whale hunt.

'He reminds me of the ocean - makes me sick!'

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

School Crossing

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"