Ocean Comedy Lover T-Shirts

"Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!"

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"