Sea/ocean T-Shirts

'Looks like her mother let her out of the tub just in the nick of time.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.